September 2011
120 posts
“What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing.”
– Anti Joke
Anti Joke
Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
“Your momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the...”
– Anti Joke
August 2011
95 posts
It's my birthday! Let's celebrate! Everyone on...
“You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.”
– Jeremiah 29:13 (via taylorcthomas)
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I need a shower
For real. It’s been two days and I just spent a few hours in the sun. Not a good thing going on right now.
Anonymous asked: you said your life would ALMOST be complete if you had those things in your last post...what would complete it fully?
College
Has been ridiculously easy haha the only thing so far is I’m busy as crap and I’m being forced to have a normal sleeping schedule (yeah I know I was lazy for a while). I’m super tan though so that’s a good thing.
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pinkiepoop:
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But I will see you again, I will see you again, a...
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Trains, Planes and Automobiles
This song that my band wrote 4 or 5 years ago is still one of my favorite songs that was never released. I’ll pick up a guitar and it’s usually one of my go-to songs to play. It hits home emotionally pretty hard some times to hear it.
I don't want it anymore. Cancel everything I said.
I’m not going to kid myself or let myself be the loser in life. I’m happy. I’m ecstatic! Right now I actually feel I’m where I should be, and honestly I can’t live my life thinking we’ll have each other. Because the truth is you haven’t wanted me for a while, and I never stopped wanting you. And I don’t want to be back in that feeling anymore.
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I feel like Paul Rudd and I would be bro dogs.
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I always find myself thinking of you and I can't...
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Mad Men
Starting it from the beginning. I have to move on from Lost at some point. Why not this classy looking show. Dang it I wish I could afford to dress like this.
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It's an Avett Brothers kind of night
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“The water looks bluer through her pretty eyes.”
– The Ballad of Love and Hate
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“For I know the plans I have for you, ‘declares the LORD, ‘plans to prosper you...”
– Jeremiah 29:11 (via taylorcthomas) my life verse
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Taking volunteers
If you would like to rub Aloe Vera on my body I am currently taking volunteers. Main requirement is that you must be a fine looking lady.
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